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Old 03-11-2010, 01:07 PM   #221
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Heres me thinking they were on about a blanket ahaha
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:03 PM   #222
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We're all about arses. The only reason I post on this forum is 'cause it's run by our gloriously arsed Admin, Crazy and Ivy. God bless those magnificent hineys of theirs.
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Old 03-14-2010, 10:58 AM   #223
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I've been caught kidnapping children in Portugal...
but I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those Madeleine Kids!

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Old 04-05-2010, 08:10 PM   #224
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One of my mates looks Jewish even though he's Indian, we always wind him up about it. Another mate of mine, James, writes this on his FB wall:

I've recently opened a brothel that specialises in Jewish prostitutes.

I'm thinking of calling it 'The Gash Chamber.'

I think I cried a little.
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:33 PM   #225
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"So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday?
Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical fucking Jew".
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Old 04-09-2010, 10:51 AM   #226
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Actual readers quote from the Daily Mail website regarding James Bulger killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson:

"We should have hung them when they were ten. Killing children is wrong and should be punished by death."

- Pritesh Hathalia, Leicester


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I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, "Wait a minute..."
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