Evil/Bad Jokes

[PurEvil]

For Halloween I'm going to wear a pacman suit and chase Muslim women in burkas around the town center.


muaahhahaha

[PurEvil]

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.

[PurEvil]

I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.

[clumzy_chick]

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

At least Santa stopped after 3 hoes....

[PurEvil]

So Brittany Murphy has died.

Fuck you I won't mourn who you tell me.

[psycho_#1]

What?

[PurEvil]

Since it seems to work can someone start a Facebook campaign to get Stephen Hawking on Robot Wars?

[psycho_#1]

What?

[PurEvil]

Originally Posted by psycho_#1

What?

Ima kick you in your guji cunt

[Freddy McLebonza]

Originally Posted by clumzy_chick

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

At least Santa stopped after 3 hoes....

Hahahahahahaha... Only Tiger Wood's related thing I find funny.

[PurEvil]

The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently "Terry The Chocolate Orange" is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired.

[PurEvil]

I bumped into a girl this afternoon that I fucked last weekend.

"Hi, remember me?" I asked.

"No?" she replied, with a puzzled look on her face.

"Good," I said.

[$herni_]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?














Acne usually waits until you're at least 13 before coming on your face :P

[$herni_]

The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.

He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"

I said, "No, you're black and you smell." :P

[PurEvil]

Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Liverpool but I'm too embarrassed to say".

[PurEvil]

I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled children.

Perhaps calling it 'Spastics on Elastic' wasn't my finest hour.

[Gone]

i'm going to stab you with a hedgehog next time i see you.

[PurEvil]

Now this is a story all about how
These towers got burned right to the ground
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a smoking crater

In west Afghanistan born and raised
In poverty is how I spent most of my days
Building an infrastructure with Russian funds
Whilst the tribal system started to fill up with modern guns


When a couple of Yanks who were up to no good
Trained and funded Mujahs in my neighbourhood
The Soviets left and Bin Laden got mad
And said "you're moving to America to commit Jihad"

I got a plane ticket and when I got on
I revealed that in my shoe I was hiding a bomb
If anything I was mad 'cause I was served pork
But I thought, "Naw, forget it - yo Holmes, to New York!"

I flew up to the towers 'bout half past ten
And the onlooking media said "Oh no, not this again"
I looked at my kingdom, all these virgins were there
To sit on my bone, with the smell of scorched hair

[Fox River]

A 12 year old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked today what his favourite musical instrument was at school.
The fat fucker said the dinner bell.

[Fox River]

My name is Osama Bin Laden and 9/11 was my idea. :]